fuck you AT&T

64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=2 ttl=51 time=39923.652 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=3 ttl=51 time=38950.253 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=4 ttl=53 time=38890.900 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=5 ttl=51 time=37891.290 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=6 ttl=53 time=36901.448 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=7 ttl=51 time=35911.426 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=8 ttl=51 time=34912.931 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=9 ttl=53 time=33915.923 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=10 ttl=51 time=32922.047 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=11 ttl=51 time=31926.996 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=12 ttl=53 time=31916.773 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=13 ttl=53 time=30920.804 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=14 ttl=51 time=30118.295 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=15 ttl=51 time=30039.361 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=16 ttl=53 time=29267.459 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=17 ttl=51 time=30857.822 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=18 ttl=53 time=31573.629 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=19 ttl=53 time=30905.686 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=20 ttl=53 time=30596.515 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=21 ttl=51 time=29758.053 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=22 ttl=51 time=28931.541 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=23 ttl=53 time=28411.830 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=24 ttl=51 time=27434.502 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=25 ttl=51 time=26889.280 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=26 ttl=51 time=25891.407 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=27 ttl=53 time=26480.745 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=28 ttl=51 time=26852.563 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=29 ttl=51 time=27648.067 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=30 ttl=53 time=26745.366 ms
64 bytes from 74.125.95.147: icmp_seq=31 ttl=53 time=26883.673 ms
^C
— www.l.google.com ping statistics —
60 packets transmitted, 31 packets received, 48.3% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 25891.407/31589.761/39923.652/4217.973 ms

DSL is a heaping pile of shit.